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PostPosted: 19 Oct 2012 10:56 
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ITS ALL ABOUT THE HAT.........
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I LOVE THIS WOMAN

An elderly lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship
holding her hat tight so that it would not blow away in the wind.

A gentleman approached her and said,
"Pardon me, madam..

I do not intend to be forward but did you know that your dress
is blowing up in this high wind?"

"Yes, I know," said the lady.
"I need both my hands
to hold onto this hat."

"But madam, you must know that you are not wearing any panties
and your privates are exposed!" said the gentleman in earnest.

The woman looked down, then back up at the man
and replied, "Sir, anything you see down there is 85 years old.

I just bought this hat yesterday! OGGIE, OGGIE, OGGIE.

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Have been out here in Brisbane for 40 years. Miss the Andrew, the good mates and the runs ashore we all use to have. Miss being "G" "medically "T"


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PostPosted: 20 Oct 2012 12:03 
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Good for her! one of Gods own no doubt about it!


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