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 Post subject: Re: RACIST
PostPosted: 05 Feb 2013 15:21 
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but the old cry "you don't look at the mantlepiece when stoking the fire" saved the day!


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 Post subject: Re: RACIST
PostPosted: 05 Feb 2013 19:55 
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only went ashore the once, karachi was not the place for me..nearly got my life taken away from me...if it was not for the traffic cop i dont think i would be here now. he got me back onboard save and sound,,,and thats all im saying about the place...dirty rotten place worst place ive ever been..


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 Post subject: Re: RACIST
PostPosted: 05 Feb 2013 21:20 
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didn't get on with the natives eh Mick?


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 Post subject: Re: RACIST
PostPosted: 09 Feb 2013 11:39 
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I've just got three words to say to all you smoothies tromboneing all that Essence Fanny and Black Ham ................ Sack of Cement
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 Post subject: Re: RACIST
PostPosted: 09 Feb 2013 13:26 
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Theres alway some black cat rate on the messdeck ain't there?

Just had a frightening thought - wasn't my ex wife or her mother was it?


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 Post subject: Re: RACIST
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Probably not, even a sack of cement had more life that the ex Mother in Law! Looked prettier too - no maybe the second bit was maybe an exaggeration!

Some one once asked her did she get the number of the back of the bus she'd run into - she said yes Transport for London - all of them!


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 Post subject: Re: RACIST
PostPosted: 01 Jan 2016 19:42 
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give you that one, :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: RACIST
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Thankee thankee, Mind you you should have seen the damage to the buses, they looked terrible! that woman made Les Dawson in drag look pretty!


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 Post subject: Re: RACIST
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and cook, by heck could she cook! One year she made some rock cakes! "Rock Cakes" said the eldest stepson "look more like door stops" and with that he put one under the kitchen door that often swung shut with a bang - the bloody rock cake held it! Oh how we laughed, took one look at her, hid all the milk (in case it curdled) and ran. . . . . . . . . . . by heck did we run! Just like three blind mice running away from the farmers wife!


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