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 Post subject: Re: The most drunk
PostPosted: 24 Jan 2013 21:37 
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 Post subject: Re: The most drunk
PostPosted: 24 Jan 2013 21:39 
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Probably your undies drying out after a session with Big Ted.

Your stroppy this morning.


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 Post subject: Re: The most drunk
PostPosted: 24 Jan 2013 21:41 
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hang on.....................................wasn't you working for the top pig on there? That smell would be familiar would it not - you could track it down in seconds!!!! I bet you did! to Big Teds mess/office?!?! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: The most drunk
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Harry H wrote:
Probably your undies drying out after a session with Big Ted.

Your stroppy this morning.
NOT me mate,,,you know...happy go lucky me... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: The most drunk
PostPosted: 24 Jan 2013 21:44 
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BIG TEDS DOING WELL TONIGHT...IF ONLY HE KNEW HARRY TALKS SO MUCH ABOUT HIM..


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 Post subject: Re: The most drunk
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Aye thats love for 'e, ?you getting jealous?! :? :shock: :shock: :shock: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: The most drunk
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Hey SW Big Ted was the chief writer onboard who was in charge of the ships
post office. He was good for rubbers (loans) to his "friends" on a blank week.
Sadly our friend was one of the chosen.
Infact come to think of it there were quite a few gooners among the chosen ones.
Our drinking group, the same crowd every night used to drink in the same spot of the
upper deck. Big Ted used to circulate and try and infiltrate our group, as we all ways
had plenty of beer, but got short shift off of us.
(Just to give you an outline)


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 Post subject: Re: The most drunk
PostPosted: 25 Jan 2013 19:18 
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Harry I think this has been mentioned before mate, but thanks anyway


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 Post subject: Re: The most drunk
PostPosted: 25 Jan 2013 20:24 
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safewalrus wrote:
hang on.....................................wasn't you working for the top pig on there? That smell would be familiar would it not - you could track it down in seconds!!!! I bet you did! to Big Teds mess/office?!?! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
yes i was captains cabin hand, well someone had to do the job.had the job till captains changed over..captain dereck leslie empson r,n. still have the gift he gave me.. a shaving kit. wonder if i could sell it on EBAY.


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 Post subject: Re: The most drunk
PostPosted: 26 Jan 2013 13:32 
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Well if you are not using it you scuffy ex gunner! But frankly I don't think you'd want to give something like that away - especially if you've still got it (now I wonder what he was trying to tell you?)

What I can't figure is why he would have a "seaman gunner" as a cabin hand - gunners are renowned for a lot of things but not exactly the BEST "cabin hand" they hace stewards for that job normally and with him being a full Post Captain normally a PO plus an OD steward!

When I did the job on the Tyne (reserve fleet Guzz :o :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ) I was part of the bosses boat crew who helped out at parties as I was Victulled In, a lot of the guys where RA)........not only that it was a cheap night on the piss! We disposed of the semi empty bottles in a seamanlike manner! Now that WAS a good number, apart from ttaking the coxn's Dog for a walk...........it was one o' they Afghan's (the dog not the person) about the only good things to come out of Afghanistan - but by fcuk was it fast! :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops: there where a couple of times it got away and the police at the dockyard gate going into barracks used to piss themselves when they saw the dog streak by going to the football field followed by this little winded jack chasing it - I never needed an ID card at that gate for a long time after......one look the copper would smile, laugh and wave me through!


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