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Was working out in the garden this morning in shorts and tee shirt when I experienced a
stinging bite around my knick knacks. I knew straight away what it was as I had a run
in with them about ten years ago when working. I took my shorts off and turned the hose
on my private parts and bum. Because thats where green ants have a preference to bite.
They are only ants but there bite sure carries some venom.
As I was saying I have been bitten before in a supermarket check out. I had been working
on a site that had two mango trees on it. I had finished work and my misses had asked
me to pick up something on my way home. Any I got what I had stopped off for, got to the
attractive checkout girl and bang it bit me. I didn't want to grab my knick knacks on front
of the young girl, but what do you do.
Oh! sorry you will be wondering what the relevence of the two mango trees are.
Green ants always build there nest neat them.


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hope things are ok harry.


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No green ants in devon, only green grass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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thats where tom jones went to record his song,,, green, green grass of home..


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well it wouldn't have been at pit head now would it! No he wasn't a REAL miner like our Mick, he worked at pit heid remember father being very scathing about his (the Jones character) comments about working in't coal industry trying to put it out that 'e where a miner! Father was of course, for a while then he got out of it, all on here somewhere!


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yes i was a real miner, its a pity i never had a singing voice,, from pony driving to the coal face,, that was me.


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Spoken like a true miner Mick!!

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Mind you Mick singing to the pit ponies would have scared the hell out of the wee beasties, they had a bad enough life as it was without some daft bugger singing to them!


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Went to a maine in the black country museum once. I thought it was canaries, they took with them. Apparantly they used to pay the kids money to go down first. Not good career prospects though!!!! :o :o :o :o :o :o

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