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 Post subject: Fowl Jokes!
PostPosted: 29 Sep 2017 16:07 
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Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle, they walk over to the bird section and Gerry says to Paddy, 'Dat's dem.'


The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.


'Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere,' says Gerry..


The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box.


Paddy and Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's truck to drive to the top of the Connor Pass..


At the Connor Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says, 'Dis looks like a grand place..'


He takes two birds out of the box, puts one on each shoulder and jumps off the cliff.


Paddy watches as the budgies fly off and Gerry falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself stone dead.


Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head and says, 'Feck dat.
Dis budgie jumping is too feck'n dangerous for me!'



THERE'S MORE. ...




Moment's later; Seamus arrives up at Connor Pass.


He's been to the pet shop too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another cardboard box in one hand and a shotgun in the other..


'Hi, Paddy, watch dis,' Seamus says.


He takes a parrot from the box and lets him fly free.

He then throws himself over the edge of the cliff with the gun.


Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and shoots the parrot.


Seamus continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and breaks every bone in his body.


Paddy shakes his head and says, 'And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either!'




IT IS NOT OVER YET....




Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Sean appears.


He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a cardboard box out of which he pulls a chicken.


Sean then takes the chicken by its legs and hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine.

Once more Paddy shakes his head. 'Feck dat, lads. First dere was Gerry with his budgie jumping, den Seamus parrotshooting.... And now Sean and his feck'n hengliding!'


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 Post subject: Re: Fowl Jokes!
PostPosted: 11 Oct 2017 15:23 
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and he's still away with the fairies!


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 Post subject: Re: Fowl Jokes!
PostPosted: 13 Oct 2017 18:52 
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thats the irish for you..


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 Post subject: Re: Fowl Jokes!
PostPosted: 13 Oct 2017 21:55 
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what away with the fairies? You home already? that were quick mate! Expecting another week at least. How was the holiday? good one I hope


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 Post subject: Re: Fowl Jokes!
PostPosted: 16 Oct 2017 19:52 
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i had the keys to the house for five weeks but two was long enough for me, we did everything we wanted to, seen all over the island, eat what we wanted. just missed my own bed,,,could have rented the house out for the other three weeks and made a bob or two,, but as you know im not like that...


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 Post subject: Re: Fowl Jokes!
PostPosted: 16 Oct 2017 20:33 
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surprised you didn't mind - there again you could always go back down again later, maybe for a couple of days towards the end of their visit to Aus (how are they are doing?) couldn't have done that if you'd have rented it out now could you?


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