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Jacks Corner

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 Post subject: Chain Of Command
PostPosted: 04 Feb 2013 17:23 
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ADMIRAL
Leaps tall buildings with a single bound,
Is more powerful than an express locomotive,
Faster than a speeding bullet,
Walks on water.
Gives policy to GOD

CAPTAIN
Leaps short buildings with a single bound,
Is more powerful than a shunting engine,
As fast as a speeding bullet,
Walks on water if the sea is calm.
Talks with GOD.

COMMANDER
Leaps short buildings with a running start,
Is almost as powerful as a shunting engine,
And slower than a speeding bullet,
Walks on water in indoor swimming pools.
Talks with GOD if a special chit is provided.

LIEUTENANT COMMANDER
Barely clears small huts,
Loses tug-of-war with small engine,
(Wins tug of war with an engine when assisted)
Can fire a speeding bullet,
Swims well.
Is occasionally addressed by GOD

LIEUTENANT
Sometimes clears a garden shed
Loses tug of war with an engine
Has been known to handle a gun
Swims with difficulty
Has been heard to say “Oh God!”

LIEUTENANT (SUB LIEUTENANT)
Makes high marks when trying to leap over buildings,
Is run over by engines,
Can sometimes handle a gun without injuring himself,
And doggy paddles in water.
Talks to Animals

SUB LIEUTENANT (MIDSHIPMAN)
Runs into buildings,
Recognises engines two out of three times,
Is not issued with ammunition,
Can stay afloat whilst wearing a Mae West.
Talks to Walls.

MIDSHIPMAN (CADET or UPPER YARDSMAN)
Falls over step when trying to enter buildings,
Says ‘Look at the Choo-Choo’,
Only allowed to look at guns,
(Wets himself with a Water Pistol)
Plays in puddles.
Mumbles to Himself.

PO GUNNERY INSTRUCTOR
Lifts buildings and walks under them,
Kicks locomotives off the tracks,
Catches speeding bullets in his teeth and eats them,
Freezes water with a single glance.
He is GOD.

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 Post subject: Re: Chain Of Command
PostPosted: 04 Feb 2013 19:44 
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IS THAT WHERE THE EXPRESSION, [HO MY GOD COMES FROM ]. ME BEING AN X QA2, :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Chain Of Command
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Since when has a mere Pogey been considered to even be in the choir?

There again GI's have gon the way of PRI's and TASI's these days - the modern navy doesn't need that standard of ability and skill anymore - pity it might stiffen up their resolve a little!


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 Post subject: Re: Chain Of Command
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How can you compare a PO(M) with PRI's and TASI's we never ever wore skirts....................

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 Post subject: Re: Chain Of Command
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PO(M) isn't that some kind of stoker? I was talking about class - real GI's - you may have met a few son!

As for that bloody cat - typical waste of ammunition as came from Whale Island at the time REAL GI's would not condone it nor would the present occupiers of Whale Island - the Lobsters!


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obviously the pussy has got Raymundo - seems he's so shot away we never see him anymore - nor some 'o the others too! Just Mick and Har.......oh bollox I've said it afore why bother they ain't listening - too busy on Facebook or in MacDonalds the well know Scottish restau-"rant" that serves classic horse burgers to all!


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i will stick around my old mate,,you need someone to get on to..


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Thats good of you Mick, welcome back.


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busy few weeks coming up, just looked at the diary doctors on the 4th ,hospital on the 5th sept, newbury races and london for the weekend 20th till 23rd.sept. then down to the isle of wright the following week, for two weeks.that should give me time to see how much portsmouth as changed,


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you could slip Newton Abbot races in this weekend as well 30th and 31st? Back home for the doctors and hospital appointment then back to Newbury / london - by the time you get to Ryde you'll be too knackered to look at 'smith - Portsmith!!


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